DAISY OF LOVE

Daisy de la Hoya (niece of Oscar) is back in all her arm-flailing, fake-boobed, horse-faced glory. As you may (or may not) know, Daisy was unceremoniously dumped by uber-douche Bret Michaels on Rock of Love 2. Now, Daisy is calling the shots in her search for "true love" *tee hee*.

Episode 3 aired this past Sunday, and, as I do not have cable, I watched it online (MUCH better--no commercials!) Let's meet the douch...I mean guys!

Galeria de douchebags

Tool Box--just delete "box"

Cable Guy--lone black guy, not NEARLY douche-y enough for this show--perhaps meant to audition for Survivor?

Fox--foxy, feminine, cocky, bears watching.....

London--mohawked punk, made fabulous first impression on ep. 1 by getting rip-shit drunk and puking (that's hot); fortunately for him, Daisy is way attracted to him, so he's safe for now...

6 Gauge--looks like every strip club bouncer I've ever seen (uh, not that I've frequented that many strip clubs)

12 Pack--serial reality show contestant, attention whore, musclehead

Big Rig--cornfed country boy, possibly too pure to be pink (thanks, Rizzo)

Brooklyn--has girlfriend, who called the house repeatedly in ep. 2. Was called out for it at elimination, but Daisy inexplicably decided to give Professor the boot instead

Cage--tattooed face (that's all I got)

Chi Chi--small and needy, like a stray puppy. Daisy better not feed him....

Flex--uninteresting musclehead (two words that are interchangeable)

Sinister--skinny jean & eyeliner wearing goth-y rocker dude. Kinda sweet, may be his downfall...


Stay tuned for episode 3 recap.....