pre-smackdown smack-talk

Elizabeth Winslow: Oh, you are Livin' on a Prayer. Your head will be spinning Round and Round while I Rock You Like a Hurricane. But, I guess that's the Same ol' Situation as always!!

Michelle Pavao: Here I Go Again! Take a Photograph, Lemon, cuz Ima be Bringin' On The Heartbreak! It's the Final Countdown: Shake Me? Haha, In Your Dreams.....

Elizabeth Winslow: Oh, Sweet Child o' Mine...You better Turn up the Radio and keep practicing because you'll be wishing you were Home Sweet Home or maybe in Paradise City...But I'll be sending you back to Skid Row on the Night Train!!

Michelle Winslow: Where's my invite!?!

Elizabeth Winslow: Oh, Sister Christian, you'll be invited. One of us will be going down in a Blaze of Glory, the other will be having Nothin' But a Good Time. So, December 6, Fly High Michelle on down to the OPT. But bring along Dr. Feelgood because there's gonna be some Bad Medicine!!

Erin Rowley: keep it going! i love when you 2 argue in song title form!

Michelle Pavao: You Got Another Thing Comin', Lemon, cuz I'm Nobody's Fool! I'm gonna Lay It Down In The Still Of The Night so take a Photograph and Lay It Down! You better check your Metal Health cuz I'm Hell Bent For Leather and Screamin' For Vengeance! Wait! You think you're gonna Rock Me? You better just Runaway before you Burn In Hell!

Elizabeth Winslow: All right-We strutted into town Just Like Jesse James at the Cher-off. And I’ll admit, I thought I was Invincible at the Benat-off. But we won’t be able to Blame it on the Boogie like we did at the Jack-off. You might have to Kickstart My Heart after I show off my Wild Side at the Aqua Net-Off. 12 days-It’s the Final Countdown. I’m Running With The Devil and you’re Headed For A Heart Break. But remember-Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away).

Michelle Pavao: Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Lemon, cuz If I Could Turn Back Time, you'd see it's really Black Or White: you better board the Crazy Train, cuz your singing will get you 18 And Life. No going Home Sweet Home for you, you're only FFFFoolin' yourself. You may have the Looks That Kill, but it won't do you any good in the Still Of The Night.

Elizabeth Winslow: Back For More, are we?? Well, there really is No One Like You. But you just can't Shake Me. Lay It Down? Oh, I'll Lay It Down. You better learn a little Patience because I'm gonna be Burning Like A Flame all night long. And that's just The Way It Is!!

Michelle Pavao: Tell Me, Way Cool Jr., do you prefer to Die With Your Boots On or Run To The Hills? Cuz when Push Comes To Shove, this Modern Day Cowboy will Stand Up And Shout. At 2 Minutes To Midnight, I'm gonna Unchain The Night. Oh, There's No One Like You, Sweet Child O Mine, but you'll be The Last In Line, Alone Again--that's just The Way It Is. But hey, get yer Big Bottom up there and take a Shot In The Dark! You may be lookin' for Nothin' But A Good Time, but there's no need to Talk Dirty To Me!