Top 10 Worst Movies I've Ever Seen
1. Van Helsing--two words: Kate Beckinsale sucks (ok, three words)
2. Hannibal--just gross.
3. Top Gun--first movie I ever fell asleep at.
4. Jaws: The Revenge--better subtitle: The Refund
5. Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom--two words: Kate Capshaw
6. Pearl Harbor--Pro: Mako's in it Con: Kate Beckinsale doesn't get kamikaze'd
7. Transformers 2--a robot humps Megan Fox's leg. WTF?
8. Stayin' Alive--Frank Stallone sings! Jesus tap dancing Christ...
9. 2012--why couldn't the world have ended before this
movie did?
10. Pink Panther 2--Bambi got more laughs than this
In my defense, I did not actually pay to see Pink Panther 2--it was playing on the bus I took to Boston (both freakin' ways).
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