Thursday, May 20, 2010

I spent $$ for THIS?

Top 10 Worst Movies I've Ever Seen

1. Van Helsing--two words: Kate Beckinsale sucks (ok, three words)

2. Hannibal--just gross.

3. Top Gun--first movie I ever fell asleep at.

4. Jaws: The Revenge--better subtitle: The Refund

5. Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom--two words: Kate Capshaw

6. Pearl Harbor--Pro: Mako's in it Con: Kate Beckinsale doesn't get kamikaze'd

7. Transformers 2--a robot humps Megan Fox's leg. WTF?

8. Stayin' Alive--Frank Stallone sings! Jesus tap dancing Christ...

9. 2012--why couldn't the world have ended before this
movie did?

10. Pink Panther 2--Bambi got more laughs than this

In my defense, I did not actually pay to see Pink Panther 2--it was playing on the bus I took to Boston (both freakin' ways).

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